A big list of BNP members has been published online for all to see, prompting a suspected lash out at various members on the list, some of which claim to have never had any dealings with the BNP in their lives. What a big sticky mess this might turn out to be… or not, who knows.

I have a few views on this and as long as it is read properly I will hope people can see the common sense side to my arguments rather than doing what most people do and automatically brand anyone who supports them a racist.

Personally I do not know enough about the BNP to have much of an oppinion, I like the idea of a group of people who want to lookout for British rights and culture, just like any other ethnic group seems to be entiled to. Large or small. This is perhaps because I am their target audience and I actually seem to care a little about my culture and my upbringing, just like anyone appears to be entitled to do wether them came from here or not; which is fair play to all. It stands to reason though, that there are a massive multitude of clubs and societies for ethnic groups and races which are inherently good things as they offer support and likemindedness for people in the minority to congregate upon.

I was not aware that the BNP have a “whites only” policy. This creates mixed feelings within me, at first glance its easy to see why people instantly class this as racist. However it should be quite seriously noted that whilst this policy may appear racist, freedom of speech suggets that if these people want to run such a club with certain membership rules, they should be allowed to. The reason I say that is if you look at a large amount of groups created for minorities they have exactly the same rules!

Strangely when the group explicitly requires you to be black / asian / purple or anything other than white, it’s apparently not racist at all and not a problem. Could you imagine the media going mental at a private club that only allowed membership to blacks? Could you fuck, but at the same time it is exactly the same when the BNP say you need to be British and white. Racism seems to only work one way, white people can be racist against anyone else if they dare do something that mentions being white. Blacks, asians and anyone else can’t possibly be racist against whites because… there are so much more of us in England? Who knows, it doesn’t make any sense to me why it’s accepted as normal practise for one race to behave a certain way but when another exhibits the same signs it’s not tolerated.

They actually make quite a good point along exactly the same lines here: http://bnp.org.uk/2007/12/is-the-bnp-racist/

Now… that said there is absolutely no doubt that genuinely racist people who need their head checking, or possibly face a nice death via smelting down into factory lubricant (compound X, we’ll make millions) will be attracted to this kinda group and are no doubt members and activists. This is where the ideals and notion of the group sadly fall down. I’m all for looking out of british culture and interests, the interests of the British people be they black, white, asian, chinese in appearance, ANYONE who is interested in preserving the British way of life, but the problem you have by limiting the club to whites only is it will attract the hardcore racists into the fold and those are people I really do not want to be assosiated with. The BNP seems to be an excuse for any misguided proper racist to actually make a stand, group together and kick off when the time is right.

This problem ultimately works both ways though, the BNP has it’s views and evidently attracts white racists, not a good thing but stop and think about what that implies for a second. The hundreds of other orgs and private little clubs out there with non white policies that only admit blacks, asians, chinese people etc, surely their little organisations would potentially attract the hardcore racists who illogically hate anyone else than their own skin colour? People seem to forget that anyone is capable of being racist towards anyone else, it’s not a white only thing folks and I have utterly no doubt that even though run by minorities the exclusive non white clubs are potentially brimming with racists that have a strong dislike for the indingenous population of the british isles.

Its kinda sad because I’d be totally up for voting for a party with purely British interests at heart because as much as my tax dollars are taken off me I can’t help but feel that the government doesnt give a fuck about me as a hard working English citizen. I’m a cash cow drone that gets 1/3 of his income stripped every month to plough into failing systems and lining the pockets of anyone who can bullshit well enough to get a job working in parliament. I’m 26 with a degree and a good job but I can’t seem to afford my own house and without being extravegant at all find myself more and more in debt every month, why isn’t anyone looking out for ME?

The notion of actually having some sort of dislike or hatred for someone because of race/skin colour is absolutely insane. That said it seems to have gone full swing and it’s considered dangerous to profess dislike for someones personality if they happen to be of a different race or skin colour with the claim of racism thrown back in your face. I can’t say I actually know anyone alive who is actually “racist” by definition of the word, my grandfather professed a bit of a dislike for blacks but I put it down to his generation and education. Even people who use the slurs because the words themselves sound funny arent *genuinely* racist.

The absolute main problem with the likes of the BNP are the fact they exist at all sadly. The fact exists that if someone dares bring up a conversational topic on issues such as immigration, race or anything related to that they’re instantly grouped into a category of “racist BNP” supporter. This disallows sensible debate over highly important matters as people are just disregarded as racists and the issue is left. The liberal left make it worse still, pandering to the needs of minorities often without their consent, worried that people may offend other religions and cultures through our daily lives as English citizens. Do you really think the police officer and radio presenter would have been sacked today if they were far left communists instead of leaning far right? Bullshit would they. Both of these pathetic groups fuel the fire and supporters of each end up hating each other just that little bit more.

I just want all this race bullshit to fuck off, I detest the whole “Obama is the first black president” bullshit and everyone who is black in america is up in arms thinking the whole world is gonna change. Obama isn’t strictly a black man, he’s half fucking white, half fucking black for christ sake. No one seemed to comment that he’s the first mixed race president, only that he was black. He’s man with a good head on his shoulders, good ideals and hopefully enough balls to make a difference, thats all that should matter, not the fact that his father was black or his mother was white for christ sake.

I don’t think there is a solution to this one, I just sincerely hope no one gets physically hurt as a result of this leak. The way that islamic fundamentalists are generally tolerated, let into the country to preach hatred about english people etc… the BNP should be allowed a whites only policy and their own ideals as a club. It’s not up to me to fucking police this one but if one is openly tollerated, you can’t have 2 sets of rules for the same situation.

My car insurance renewall came through today, £417 quid.

Thats about 50 quid more than I paid last year for the insurance in the first place. Taken back by this I did a search on confused.com and the best price I got quoted was via the AA @ 285 quid. Bargain, thats with all nobs on too, breakdown cover membership, legal cover, windscreen cover, protected no claims, fully comp, etc etc.

Strangely enough the quote for a new morethan customer comes out at £345 with all nobs on. Still not terribly bad but why on earth would I pay another 50 quid? Also why has my renewall come through at £417 when a new customer in my shoes would get it for 72 quid less! All this with a promise on the deal of having 20% off next year. With this information in mind I rang them up.

I spoke to the lady on the phone and basically asked why I’m being ripped off for 72 quid more for the so called privilige of being a loyal customer. She said she understood but the “best she could do” is give me 40 quid off my renewal, apparently because of “laws and regulations”. Nice.
But why was my insurance suddenly 50 odd quid more than the year before? Apparently because of “offers” that I recieved on my last insurance purchase. So called offers that obviously do not apply to people who have been loyal customers for a couple of years already. Reminds me of that Nationwide advert where the fat fuck talks about putting people in the “Keep net”.

I bet he sweats just by walking 20 metres.

Imagine his ass crack and balls on a hot summers day after he’s been drinking heavily the night before and drowned his obese sorrows with a curry shish.

The water collected in his anal beard could probably water half of namibia for a week.

Disgusting shite.

Anyway I digress…

So they seriously expect me to front up an extra £32 and PAY to stay with them as a loyal customer? When I could just accept this quote infront of me and get it for a lot less? Are these people off their fucking nuts? Insurance is a major scam anyway, people are more or less forced into buying into something that never gives any return. The idea of openly shelling out more money for some sort of mythical honour of staying with them makes me feel a little sick.

So it’s off to the AA I go then… fuck you MoreThan, stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid cunts!

Recently I was asked to write an engineering document on how to implement certain IPSecurity policies within our live environment. These policies would be to ensure traffic from back end SQL servers was sent over IPSec to application servers because the application itself was so fucking old and useless it didn’t natively support any sort of encryption, or even a windows kerberos login.

Not a major issue, there are templates around I can change to be more specific to this occurrence so I engineer a solution that amazingly, actually worked fresh off the press. The document is uploaded and the scripts and media are uploaded and attached to the relevant places within the system.

Even though the whole process worked flawlessly the entire piece of work was nearly “defected” because of test engineer. At the start of the document you see, I clearly stated that the piece of work was extremely high risk and the individual doing the work would need at least 6 months experience in the relevant area. Without this pre-req the work should not be carried out, really simple right?

I mean you’re asking people to play with scripts that need to be manually edited to conform to the environment they are in and such scripts written wrong WILL cause pieces of the environment to go into IPSec lockdown and stop communicating. Anyone who has used Windows based IPSec will no doubt know of the troubles it can provide, especially when run in a “Require” sense rather than a “Request”.

So the email eventually comes back that something in the document needs to be edited. Basically the guy couldn’t find the “System” folder within the Active Directory after implementing all the scripting changes and therefor could not verify that the piece of work was complete. Strange that I’m meant to believe he could possibly run through an entire scripting solution altering complex pieces of text to be entirely accurate for his domain, but he’s unable to find the System folder within AD.

So basically he writes to me asking me to alter the documentation, after already consulting with a colleague of mine who pointed out that if you don’t have the expertise to be doing the changes you should fucking well leave it alone as it can and will break a massive part of your estate. His error? He apparently was capable of testing this entire solution but did not know he needed to press the “View —> Advanced Features” button at the top of the Users and Computers window to be able to view the system folder. This person is actively certifying pieces of work we are designing saying they are fit for purpose whilst completely ignoring any prerequisite the document may state.

Apparently me putting in the heading of the document in big fuck off red words that failing to have the required experience is a big no no isn’t good enough for “some installation engineers”, more worrying to me that if an installation engineer needs their hand held to this extent they should not be doing it at all. Due to this I’ve decided to get one back for the design team. Since the tester clearly ignored my warning and is not fit for purpose in testing the solution and in his email suggested the live team of engineers are “not that great” (his own words), I’ve sent a reply pulling the entire piece of work from going out to live as I have been convinced that it has not been tested effectively or is of a standard that can be understood by our installation engineers.
That’ll teach the useless picky prick to wind me up.

God eh, what a spawny little trickster.

Programming all the frustrated males in the world to think and feel things in ways that are then classified as “unnatural” and “evil”.

That way he can get his sexual thrills jacking it hard in Heaven to anyone who faces strict penalties for doing what their instincts tell them. Rubbing his phallic member up against all the mormons who actually took crazy stories seriously.

Because he gets sexually excited from the displeasure of others, you should see tiny cock swell, or perhaps her vastly bucketed useless baron vagina become sweaty with anticipation.

Deviant little God.

I can just about remember the moment when the viral “All your base are belong to us” came out.  Prior to that event it seemed that the Internet was largely the preserve of the intelligent, you could find what you wanted to in amongst the cack Geocities pages, “your” and “loose” were used properly and people generally spoke like adults - even when they were abusing eachother.  Fast-forward to today and you’re lucky if you can go 5 minutes without being bombarded by a variation of last weeks meme - lolcats roflcoptering in ur base killin’ ur d00ds and raping ur base.

Yeah, i said “raping”.  Somewhere along the line that word lost all of its gravitas, people are raping eachother left, right and centre online nowadays - in between “pooning” noobs and circle-jerking over an amusing picture of a startled cat with some sort of accompanying text which is so poorly written that it is basically just phonemes.  But then I guess that’s the point - the Internet has been taken over by morons who can only be satiated by an endless stream of the same retarded memes with txt spk writ large.

The big problem I have with memes and the people that perpetuate them is one of helplessness.  It angers me to the point of rage (hello website!) that I am rallying against a legion of braindead feckless fuckwits, I picture myself trying to talk sense into these cretins and at the end of a heart-felt plea for understanding one of them just says “lolwut?” and I stab myself in the eye with a spoon.  Problem is saying things like this in open forum will inevitably paint me as some kind of condescending faux intellectual and thus conveniently void my argument.  I “just don’t get it” apparently, but what’s there to get - it’s a fucking cat looking startled, it’s not exactly Tolstoy.

Ironically writing this has served as a sobering reminder of how futile it is to even try and rally against the status quo.  I can only surmise that there will come a time soon where the hoi polloi do not even communicate using words constructed from letters, grammar will be something historians talk about wistfully and what few of us who remember the halcyon days of the Internet pre-All your base end up back spodding on BBS and talkers quietly shaking our fists.

Is total shit.

This particular thing doesn’t enrage me as such, it just mildly wigs me out a bit.

Has anyone else noticed that whenever we have a particlar bad spell of weather in this country, the poor weather presenters are forced into the weirdest situations to do their reports? Today I turned on BBC weather at about 9am and their presenter had been kitted up in a massive red coat and a big umbrella and presumably some wellies, where she was forced to stand outside in the pouring rain to do the broadcast.

The sheer amount of rain that was hammering off her umbrella made it very hard to hear what she was saying at the best of times and quite frankly irritated me. I can only assume that the level of trust for weather reporting is at an all time low, such that the weather presenters need to stand out in the hammering rain as if to prove a point that they’re telling the truth.

I like working in a big office that is heated and on days of seriously shit weather I think I’m quite lucky to be able to sit in relative comfort in a shelter and play around with a PC. Imagine what goes through their heads in the mornings, their job normally involves being in a warm studio infront of a special graphics board, but the second the weather turns to absolute rat shit they’re sent outside in it?

Again, a brilliant call from whoever makes the call on this from a TV perspective; if I need proof that it’s actually raining i’ll look out the fucking window, I dont need some poor bastard stood out in a torrential downpour to let me know how bad things are.

Why is it that some people think that people around them are there to run to their aid at any moment of any day?  I work with computers all day, yet certain people seem to think it’s perfectly acceptable to ring me pretty much EVERY DAY about their pitiful and frankly shitty computer woes.  Every day after work, every day during my lunch break, on the fucking weekend.  FUCK OFF.  Surely.

I don’t understand how you could assume such contant harrassment is acceptable?  I’d never have the nerve to bear down on someone that much, it’s just not the done thing.

[21:38] (stu0x) check out the replay for gerrard’s penalty

[21:39] (stu0x) he jumped into the guy at waist height, fouled the shit out of him, then hit the deck like he’d been shot by a sniper and got a penno

[21:39] (exor-) gerrard is a clumsy fucker, and a diving cheat :/

[21:40] (stu0x) its ridiculous, he just jumps into him and somersaults to the floor

Having seen the replay - true dat.
As much as I used to support liverpool and support Gerrard in the whole “Gerrard of Lampard” debate (Lampard is fucking useless) he was a devious little lying scouse cunt this time around.

Oh yeah just a quick one here… I forgot to write about it ages ago.

New evidence suggests that there might be a God, or at least strong forces at work which enforce the commonly known about phrase “Karma”.

It was one of the happier days in my life when I found out this thick as pigshit atrocious excuse for a human being had cancer. Literally I ran out into the street, fed birds, petted cats and probably only kicked about 3 children in the face that day.

Seriously though it’s brilliant, apparently now she’s also going through the menopause because of a hysterectomy she needed because of the cancer. Awesome. The best news of all about this, she now cannot breed! People this is nature’s way of separating the whey from the chafe in full effect and I’ve never had such a warm feeling that justice has quite thoroughly been done.

Now all we need to suffer to the same “tragedy” are:

Every Z list “celebrity” that I happen to glance at when I see a TV switched on or a newspaper
Every Boy Band
Every Pop Group
Every mentally ill religious nutcase
Every murderer being kept in our prisons at our expense
Every emo kid out there who between them bare the sole responsibility as to why channels such as Kerrrang and Scuzz are filled with your EYE LINERED PUSSY ASSED HEART BROKEN LITTLE FAGGOTS

Yes! It had to happen didn’t it. This site ironically and obviously is made for complaining, sometimes in the most brutal way possible. Most of the time though the “comedy” is drawn purely from the naughty words used for slamming dramatic effect that slips our male brains back into 12 year old mode where we first found the word “cunt” and started using it in every sentence. Because we could. I’m all for complaining to vent steam, however the recent events drawn out by the media (mostly the Daily “fucking” Mail) seem to be encouraging people to complain about utterly NOTHING as part of some sort of moral crusade.

As if there aren’t enough serious problems in the world at the moment or important issues going on that we all really need to start complaining about something just because it seems like the “in thing to do”.
I DONT WANT TO BE TOLD WHAT IS FUNNY OR WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE. I’m quite able to make my own mind up about that, and that extends to what I want to complain about (genuinely) and what I need to just vent off steam about. Most of the stuff on this site rages me for a short period of time, then I realise I’ve vented it and stop caring more or less instantly.

The storm in a teacup that was the Brand / Ross thing has been covered in detail and no one said it better than Charlie Brooker in his online article in the Gaurdian.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/03/jonathan-ross-russell-brand

I might take Charlie up on his suggestion and register with Ofcom. I’ll be sure to complain about the potentially offensive content in the 1,000 shows broadcast on SKY tv last night that I happened to miss. It all really is quite pathetic, as if someone from the “Satanic Sluts” who has no problem posing half nude in public and admittedly sleeps with “pretty men” is outraged that someone said she’d been fucked. Wooo!

Then we get the new Clarkson shitstorm found here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1082712/Ofcom-set-clear-Clarkson-jibe-truck-drivers-murder-prostitutes-BBC-receives-500-complaints.html

Whilst it’s very hard to read some of the comments on the site due to the severely mentally impared nature of the visitors, I had a little dig through for some gems, which I found and had a laugh at but at the risk of repeating retarded captions here, I will let you find yourself.

The easiest way to stop these fucking idiots who have too much time on their hands complaining? The simple answer would be chain gangs really, just put them to work on the railways or doing something useful with their time where they could literally just moan all day about anything they wanted whilst making the world a better place. The dead ones could be just rolled off to the side of the tracks where they’d decompose happily.

The realistic answer of course is to scrap the lisence fee. That’d effectively stop these wankers in their tracks from feeling like they had any moral outrage to moan at all. Let them pay nothing, get a face full of advertising inbetween their shitty shows if it would just make them GO AWAY and SHUT UP for a while. If they did find something offensive, let them complain, then write back to them in bold font size 40 verdana saying:

YOU DONT PAY ANYTHING FOR THIS SO IF

YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN TURN THE

FUCKING CHANNEL OVER YOU SAD CUNT

I dont even watch TV so I couldn’t give a fuck!

If I had my way the license fee, that I still have to pay for, would be spent on 10 times as many shows 500 times more extreme than anything that is broadcast at the moment just to wind up the overly moral boring cunts out there that just ruin it for everyone else. Here’s hoping they all get a super form of MRSA and cark it in a couple of weeks.

The idea that this woman could become one of the most powerful people on the planet scares the shit out of me.

This sick excuse for a human being is unfortunately one of the many people scarred mentally after being exposed to material that inflicted upon her one of the nastiest mental illnesses known to human-kind, Christianity.

In this article here: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v77WekmM8F8 Palin explains why rape victims should be *forced* to bare their rapist’s babies.

Presumably as a token of remembrance for such a splendid day.
If this wasn’t enough the scariest thing is the notion that she clearly believes the earth is less than ten thousand years old, as many religious types and creationists do.

In the link below we can see a rally of supporters for Sarah Palin. If this is the standard of some of the US voters… perhaps they should be thinking about nuking half of their own country first. Preferably the South.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lPg0VCg4AEQ

Now don’t get me wrong here, I don’t dislike America as a rule. I think the notion of hating such a vast and diverse country in one fell swoop is a bit of a nonsense. I make a special exception for countries like Saudi Arabia and other moronically brainwashed religious nut job countries that persecute women and are inherently racist in their nature though. I am not naturally liberal on every issue thrown at me, I’m more of a common sense based person who evaluates things on their own merits. On some topics such as crime and business, I’m conservative. On other things like soft drug use and pornography I’m liberal.

However rational and logical thinking seems to have escaped this woman, lets hope she follows through on her belief system and kills her daughter who recently got pregnant outside of marriage.